Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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