What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Randomize
