Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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