yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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