Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
what if I'm pregnant?
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let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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