I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
did you just send me my own nude
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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