Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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