Well douche your snatch and let's go!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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