am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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