Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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