Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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