so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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