are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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