Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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