no you cant smoke seaweed
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i am craving dick and cupcakes
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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