found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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