You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Randomize
