:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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