He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
dude. I can hear the air.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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