Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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