I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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