Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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