She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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