I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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