Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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