this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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