he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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