he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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