it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
