Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I need to calm my uterus...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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