actually, I'm a sock model
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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