I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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