just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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