I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
