I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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