Where did you get a picture of my penis
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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