I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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