I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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