have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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