You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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