just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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