Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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