Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
God I need to hump something, right now.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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