In the future we'll all be gay
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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