chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
pop tarts are not kleenex
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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