I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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