i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
