Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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