I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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