it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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