i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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