i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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