Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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